My days of stirring the possum are long behind me; these days I'm into housing them and, despite my inauspicious work experience with Bunnings, I went there to buy bits of timber and other pieces for a new possum house.
I had previously indulged my possum with a 'Possum Penthouse' but given the current economic circumstances, I told him he had to downsize and so, under the watchful eyes of one of the resident water dragons, ...
... I knocked out a 'First Homebuyer's' version of a possum house ...
... and hung it up in a tree.
All it needs is a "Willkommen' sign. Same-sex couples need not apply.
