As I type this, a dinghy passes the house with the name "Wet Dreams" written across the bow. The way the world is going, it'll probably be confiscated very soon.
We are going through shockwave after shockwave of sexual harassment claims. Everybody seems to have been into it. It wouldn't surprise me if tomorrow morning's headline read that the Pope fancied a bit of a habit.
What does surprise me is that those accused of sexual harassment are all rich. Would it have anything to do with money? (interestingly, the word comes from the 17th century's cry to urge on a dog to attack.)
If it is all about money, I'm safe of ever being accused of sexual harass-ment which is just as well as I don't even know how to pronounce it.
